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A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.
"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah
by MrFeeney August 09, 2008
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When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.
Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
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noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.
by Emre August 13, 2004
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This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...
by Darkv1 April 19, 2007
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A slang term for bras knuckles
Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights
by Drifter4 January 05, 2008
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1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student
The printer turned out to be a paperweight.
by The return of Light Joker January 20, 2011
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