A combination of the ideas pansexual, panromantic, and queer, meaning attraction to people of any gender (pan) whilst critiquing dominant societal conceptualisation of romantic attraction, sexuality and gender (queer). Signals a more radical intention than "pansexual" or "panromantic" whilst being more informative to those not conversant with queer theory than "queer".
Alex is panqueer and cannot grasp why people insist on being so strict with sexual identity when fluidity and complexity of identity are so common.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!