A combination of the ideas pansexual, panromantic, and queer, meaning attraction to people of any gender (pan) whilst critiquing dominant societal conceptualisation of romantic attraction, sexuality and gender (queer). Signals a more radical intention than "pansexual" or "panromantic" whilst being more informative to those not conversant with queer theory than "queer".
Alex is panqueer and cannot grasp why people insist on being so strict with sexual identity when fluidity and complexity of identity are so common.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).