Packing cotton 

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.

(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!

Packing cotton by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010

picking cotton 

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

picking cotton by Dick Thimble October 20, 2010

picking cotton 

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

picking cotton by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

Picking Cotton 

When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.

Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.

Picking Cotton by Bblaze86 April 9, 2017

picking cotton 

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

picking cotton by ryan boyd November 24, 2007

Picking Cotton 

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

Picking Cotton by Valterain November 19, 2016

Picking Cotton 

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

Picking Cotton by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016