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The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.
I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.
by Dick Thimble October 18, 2010
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When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.
Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.
by Decafpancakes December 02, 2016
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- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.
by UrbanPrick January 04, 2012
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the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"
by ryan boyd November 03, 2007
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When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.
Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.
by Bblaze86 April 09, 2017
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the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out
Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

by Frederikson c304 January 29, 2006
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When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.
"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"
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by Valterain November 19, 2016
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