The ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. Not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a CAT scan to make sure they don't have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. They are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipshits.
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer
Every time I see somebody driving a PT Cruiser I think, "What a fag."
A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but with better curves. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not entirely a sports car (too functional, not angular enough in the driver/passenger areas), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which weakens its acceleration ability. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That PT Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.
The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.
Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.
"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"
"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."
Providing moisture to a man's taint via tounge.
Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.
This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
the ugliest most horrific creature ever made
It's always driven by some fat chich
and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body
"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"
"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"