PAFFI
Abbreviated. Pick A Fold and Fuck It.
PAFFI by reddogdeluxe March 26, 2009
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PUFFIN HAM
This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.
My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.
My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.
I got my Ham Puffed last night.
My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.
My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.
I got my Ham Puffed last night.
PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011
Puffin Forest
Puffin Forest by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020
Paffy
“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”
“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022
Palfie
"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!
A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014
Piffle Paffle
1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.
2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013
Pfaffism
1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.
2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”
2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"