Pacitti 

a big italian who always blames the little guy, in most cases the little guy is a korean guy.

(Pacitti spills some water)
Pacitti: That clearly wasn't me, you all saw (##@#@#@*#&) do it!

(#$(#$&(*#$&#$&): aw dang!

Pacitti by Patrick Young November 21, 2006

Pacitti Special 

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

Pacitti Special by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Adam Pacitti

The person who is the creator of the "HELP ME FIND THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS" video, a viral video going around /b/ in 4chan where the original poster tells users it's pornography when it's really him. The hero of ugly girls with glasses everywhere. If you have been tricked into going onto his video, you have been dreamgirl-rolled.

"dude i saw this really hot girl yesterday"
"PULL AN ADAM PACITTI ON HER"

Adam Pacitti by girlwithglasses June 15, 2009

Pacetti 

An OCD technical writer who is also a party animal.

I was hanging at a boring function and then it turned into a party when a Pacetti lit up the room like a spaceship with all the grammar education!

Pacetti by DaBronx July 28, 2011

Pacetti 

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.

I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.

Pacetti by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011

Kevin Pacetti 

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

Kevin Pacetti by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

pacitile 

Unpleasing to all the senses simultaniously

Dude, don't go near Irene, she is so pacitile, she smells so bad I can taste it and she looks so bad it makes me wanna vomit.

pacitile by spade April 22, 2003