verb- to become stiff and bone.
If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you're a girl and you felt the same the way, be alarmed. You're most likely a shemale.

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by anderl1n June 17, 2009
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to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
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Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.
He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.
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An urban irish term for being totally drunk
"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"
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