Ossify

verb- to become stiff and bone.

If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you're a girl and you felt the same the way, be alarmed. You're most likely a shemale.

"ossify"

by anderl1n June 17, 2009

ossified

Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

by Mac19 February 11, 2006

Ossified

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"

by Solid9 January 5, 2007

ossified

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move

Liz was utterly ossified the other night

by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ossified

An urban irish term for being totally drunk

"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"

by gazzap June 30, 2023