ossified 

Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

ossified by Mac19 February 11, 2006

Ossified 

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"

Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007

ossified 

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move

Liz was utterly ossified the other night

ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified 

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.

He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.

Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ossified 

An urban irish term for being totally drunk

"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"

ossified by gazzap June 30, 2023