Too intoxicated to function properly
Tonight I am getting ossified
by Mac19 February 02, 2006
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to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
by Solid9 January 04, 2007
(Irish) locked to the point you can't move
Liz was utterly ossified the other night
by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004