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Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013
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Dimitri Orlov 

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.
When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov
Dimitri Orlov by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu 

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu
I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu