Orlove'd

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.

Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."

Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

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Dimitri Orlov

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.

When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov

Dimitri Orlov by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020

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I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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