To oblute, to obulate-
Obulous sounds like nebulous but with a non spaciatric meaning. Used to make a joke at nothing then to give an excuse to laugh, directing the laughter at someone rather than at the joke. - An indirect way to laugh at someone and say you were laughing at the joke.
Other Guy: GG nubs.
Him: That Irelia face checked, it was her fault we lost.
Me: Obulous.
Me: Harhar
Other Guy: har
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!