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Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.
Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?
by Trashsmurf March 02, 2011