Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.
by DaRoffle September 2, 2015
by SARCASM November 24, 2004
a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
by fredo October 23, 2003
OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch
by rdario43 July 18, 2009
by 047 July 6, 2022
People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
by ZDogg77 January 23, 2011
A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
by JonSpade May 9, 2010