Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.
"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."
When your in the car with the squad and everyone takes a turn picking a song for the queue. But there's that one friend who adds 5 to the queue and ruins the vibe. That is what it means to be
Kev-oed.
chipping your fronttooth after inadvertantly receiving an elbow drop while mass myrtling
Hurd: "man you shoulda seen it last night, Chase dropped the people's elbow and Jenn got Jenn-Oed fo real"
Jenn: "i have a dentist appt."
Chase: "Tough Break!"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.