Definitions by Skelwor

Antivirus Plus 

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

Antivirus Plus by Skelwor January 25, 2010

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

Gonome by Skelwor December 9, 2009

quicksand 

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

quicksand by Skelwor September 7, 2009

beef 

It's what's for dinner.

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

beef by Skelwor August 21, 2009

haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

haul ass by Skelwor August 14, 2009

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

offense by Skelwor August 10, 2009

O=(^_^)=O 

Hug emoticon.

Hug? O=(^_^)=O

O=(^_^)=O by Skelwor June 15, 2009