15 definitions by Skelwor

Xanadu

A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.

"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"

by Skelwor May 12, 2009

zygomorphic

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

by Skelwor May 28, 2009

>_>

An annoying internet emoticon people use instead of stating how much of a dumbass they think you are, often stating how much of a hypocrite they are. Also used as <_<

"who cares >_>"
"Hypocrite."
"whats a hippocrite >_>"

by Skelwor June 4, 2009

Breasts

The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!

"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

by Skelwor January 25, 2010

Norwalk

A small town in Iowa.

Person 1: So how's Norwalk?
Person 2: Kind of small, but not as slow as most think.

by Skelwor February 1, 2009

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009