Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
It's what's for dinner.
Beef: it's what's for dinner.
A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.
"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"
To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.
Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!
That pimp makes money hauling ass.
When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!
"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"
When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.
Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.