15 definitions by Skelwor

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Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
by Skelwor May 13, 2009
It's what's for dinner.
Beef: it's what's for dinner.
by Skelwor August 21, 2009
A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.
"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"
by Skelwor May 11, 2009
To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.
Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.
by Skelwor August 14, 2009
When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
by Skelwor August 10, 2009
The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!
"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"
by Skelwor May 13, 2009
When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.
Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.
by Skelwor March 16, 2009

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