abe

he's a good friend and is always there when u need a laugh. he is the "hot jock" of the friend group that is probably mostly girls. He is almost always making stupid jokes and his friends r always reminding him about is "dark time" as a fuck boy. he's always there when u need him and makes sure no stupid guys mess whilth his friends under his watch.

example: thank god abe was there last night i hate being the center of attention

by yoyomybro September 7, 2017

abe

A big erection

Ohhh that chick gave me Abe

by joefish June 28, 2004

abe

a 5 dollar bill

When I was broke and needed money, I asked Shai for Abes. She just yelled at me.

by danfak20 January 13, 2009

abe

a person who has a beard (usually from beardvember) that makes him look like abe lincoln

it's only november fourth and conor is already an abe

by jbaza March 6, 2009

abe

the unfortunate fashion statement when a scraggily pubic hair peeks out from behind someone's bathing suit.

That chick was hot, but did you notice that she was sporting an abe outside of her thong?

by Phil Andrea March 7, 2005

abe

used to describe a sarcastic remark; used to notify your remark as not to be taken seriously.

Oh boy do I love meatloaf... ABE!!!

girl 1: hey, do you want to go to breakfast looking grungy?
girl 2: thats sounds super!
girl 1 and 2: ABE!!!!!

by habamttons January 27, 2007

abe

1) A complete tool
2) A gay couple

1) Look at that abe over there.
2) Ew i hate abes!

by dangerflamablesubstance March 2, 2009