ODIF

Old Duck I'd Fuck. An older chick who is fuckable but fails to qualify for MILF status as she has no kids

Jared: Gee Sandra is a bit of a MILF

Jeff: Nah man she has no kids, I'd say she's still an ODIF tho.

Jared: Fuckin' A.

by JxxD March 08, 2009