A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.
That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!
by Anonymous January 31, 2003

a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

d) a idiot
a) "No. That wasnt wat she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"
by MADMART November 06, 2009
A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.
Rhiannon is a dumb Numpty who sucks her thumb.
by Neal Hugedong April 28, 2008
pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor
you complete and utter numpty.
by suk dik November 19, 2007
A Total Fcuking Idiot
"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"
by tangolf June 12, 2007
complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1
brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty
by mr.xyz November 23, 2005
a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.
quote..."which numpty shot my car"
by plain but smart November 01, 2005

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