A term of endearment by Rab C Nesbitt before he nuts you!
Cum 'ere ya numpty before I put the heid on ye
by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003
someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004
Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004
a dumbass
simon penrose is a numpty
by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004
numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
see also: muppet
by apache January 06, 2004
Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.
'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'
by Triffid May 20, 2003
A Lincolnshire inbred local yokel
Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!
by Richard February 06, 2003

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