Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex
You xxxxing numpty
by neil June 05, 2003
an eejit, a complete lourdes
Clare Young from Portaferry
by Roisin November 05, 2002
Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.
"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.
by jill harrison November 02, 2006
When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time
After math claas i had the biggest numpty
by Fernley November 22, 2005
Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.
When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..
by Segun January 25, 2005
someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft
*see the general discussion board on
by rob barnes January 14, 2005
A person who continues to be immature and stupid. someone who is offensive and annoying.
the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!
by Melanne November 18, 2004

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