"China number two!"
by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022
by wangdong January 26, 2005
1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks
Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks
Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two
by tdpass6000 January 4, 2017
When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."
Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
by Maggie L. January 9, 2008
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
number one, number two, number three
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
by JustAnAcre March 2, 2017
A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
See Also: Two-pump-chump
See Also: Two-pump-chump
You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008