Nosebig

Noun: Having flared nostrils due to great excitement.

Johnny had a nosebig when he told his friends that Star Wars was being released in 3D.

Nosebig by agethrill age May 17, 2012

big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)

Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

big nose big hose by Honey Danforth October 1, 2006

dirty nosebag 

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his own cupped hand and feeds it to the girl, who is on all fours like a horse.

Man A: "I totally gave that girl the dirty nosebag last night."
Man B: "That's disgusting. I don't want to be your friend."

dirty nosebag by Axaril July 1, 2014

nosebag 

food, snacks, scran.

Jesus, I'm starvin'! When we gonna get some bloody nosebag?

nosebag by Gezza T April 9, 2003

Nosebag 

Another word for cocaine

(when sifting for drugs) "Got any nosebag?"
meaning "Have you got any cocaine you would like to vend me"

Nosebag by Sayid October 30, 2006

dutch nosebag 

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.

The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.

dutch nosebag by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012

nosebag 

A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.

Come on guys, I'm starving. Let's get a cheeky nosebag, eh?

nosebag by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007