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nonballs 

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.
Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
nonballs by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Normalised Kunis Unit 

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

Normalsee 

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.
Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.
Normalsee by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020

Normallo 

A person who adheres to the norm of society
"I hate that pub, it's full of normallos"
Normallo by Lisa Buckfast January 10, 2014

Normalist 

An individual who settles for social standards, and disregards seeking change for his or herself.
An example of a NORMALIST would be Someone who constantly listens to the media, or someone who is conform with dressing according to whats in-style.
Normalist by Julian Rosario March 3, 2009

Nonoballs 

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.
Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."
Nonoballs by Yotooyo December 5, 2015