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Nonoballs 

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.
Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."
Nonoballs by Yotooyo December 5, 2015

Chodie noballs 

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.
Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.
(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.
Ha, look, here comes Tommy Noballs! He suffers with distinct lack of genitalia!
Noballs by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008
Similar to snowballs; out of nowhere an unexpected, unpleasant event occurs when least expected the noballer smacks you right in the face for no good reason. Often performed by wussies and cowards who then run away, never to appear again.
Noballs- A man who stands a woman up for no good reason and doesn't respond to texts or calls.
Noballs by Baffled and confused January 11, 2011

Barnes & Noballs 

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.
I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.
Barnes & Noballs by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020