When the penis becomes flaccid. This is much like the term nobon, but obviously with the suffix "on" removed and a new suffix of "off" replacing it.
For some males a "noboff" can be a repeating problem. An example of a "noboff" becoming a problem would be trying to engage in sexual intercourse. This is normally when some men choose to turn to viagra.
Lenny: "Where's the viagra bitch. I've got a noboff"
Lisa: "Leave me alone you pervert."
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!