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Someone, most of the time a girl, who can't find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. Normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends.
Jill: OMG, Joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica.

Joan: I AM NOT!! SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND A FREAKING SHIRT!
by Idon'tpaytohavefriends October 21, 2009
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