A professional crashout, someone who only cares about money but isn't willing to work for it. Typically stinky as they're aquaphobic and they love to gamble especially when it comes to shooting dice.
Person 1: Bro, you're turning into a nigstopher. You should look into counseling to get your life back on track.
Person 2: No man I'm so straight, Im about to hit big on this JAWN
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.