A professional crashout, someone who only cares about money but isn't willing to work for it. Typically stinky as they're aquaphobic and they love to gamble especially when it comes to shooting dice.
Person 1: Bro, you're turning into a nigstopher. You should look into counseling to get your life back on track.
Person 2: No man I'm so straight, Im about to hit big on this JAWN
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!