A young couple going out to an up scale restaurant:
Waiter: What will you all be having this evening.?
Girl: I think I'll have the lobster tails and Caesar salad.
Guy: Damn son I can'
t read nothing on this menu, bruh! What'
s this green goopy shit right here?
Waiter: That would be spinach artichoke
dip, sir.
Guy: What the f*** is an artichoke?! Man, ya'll ain'
t got no damn burgers or nothing?!
Girl:(to the waiter) Oh my goodness, please excuse him sir, his niggarity is showing, full force, tonight.