Possibly the worst band in the entire history of music. I've got three reasons.

1. Canadians
2. Nu-Metal/Pop Rock
3. Canadians

This band has no talent. Im one of the unfortunate ones who had to listen to Nickelback once or twice.
Guy1 : Hey wanna suck on my balls?

Guy2 : Okay, but first let me put on some Nickelback.
by Grimes March 02, 2006
A band that should replace white noise torture at Guantanamo Bay because they're so horrible!
Timmy: Hey Stevie!
Stevie: Yeah?
Timmy: Wanna hear Nickelback's new LP?
Stevie: Okay!
*Nickelback starts playing*
Stevie: OH GOD NO! MY EARS! AHH FAKKKK NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by Little Jimmy Noobtron February 15, 2014
A truly awful band from Alberta, Canada. Their music is watered-down hard rock, overplayed (especially on the ROCK radio station near the place I live, and I'm from the United States), and, coincidentally loved by pop music fans, posers, and those with an untrained ear.

Often mislabeled as "post-grunge" or, I've heard someone label them this, and I just about flipped my lid, "grunge" even. They're not even close to being grunge, much less post-grunge.

If Nickelback is anything, they're another nu metal band that's trying to be as cool as Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit for that matter.
Nickelback fan: "OMG I love Nickelback! They're so awesome and hardcore! They're grunge, baby! Grunge!"
Smart person (sporting a Nirvana shirt): "You idiot. Go listen to the Melvins or Soundgarden or Green River if you wanna hear some real grunge."
by MlleRCCola February 20, 2012
Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
I gave him (or my lover) a Nickelback.
by MarkyGeeGeee June 11, 2009
A terrible band from Alberta, Canada, who did a good job in revolutionizing the already-crappy music scene that exists in this world today. Nickelback invented a new level of SHIT.
Chad Kroeger: Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

DE: Look at this crappy band, I want to fling shit at them.

DS: Oh yeah! Nickelback bites the big one!

DE: Pwned!
by destructo ermine February 20, 2006
a nickel sized chunch of weed
Person : give me a nickelback
Dealer : that'll be $15
by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003
To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.
"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."
by cutty024 December 15, 2012
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