Mutface
Mutface by Brenton976 July 14, 2008
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Murface
1. Basically, what the murface is, is the essence and expression on old people's angry faces when teenagers ride bikes, walk, defecate, etc. on their lawn.
1. Old man: "murr, you damn kids stay off my lawn! murrr mur mur, damn teenagers"
Teenager: "you suck old guy!"
Old man: "murrr!" >X(
2. what the murface looks like -> >X(
Teenager: "you suck old guy!"
Old man: "murrr!" >X(
2. what the murface looks like -> >X(
Murface by Anangryoldman June 21, 2009
mugface
1. An adjective to describe a person with mug-like features, or who has just done something which is clearly stupid.
mugface by Dave Kaboshi July 12, 2007
Mugface
mumface
Me: Hey, you spilled egg whites on the floor!
Osman: Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?
Me: you mumface! incidentally, i dislike you heartily. relocate yourself to a new locus.
Osman: Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?
Me: you mumface! incidentally, i dislike you heartily. relocate yourself to a new locus.
mumface by Jizzle on My Shanizzles January 27, 2007
Mudface
A mudface is something that only a very sick or filthy woman would let you perform. The quintessential smut peddler's paradise. It involves showering a bitch's mush in shards of gooey shite, preferably with the velocity of a shart. Once applied, the woman leaves it to dry on her face before flaking it off like mud and using it to top a cappuccino.
Pascale "So are you gonna give me a mudface or what?"
Me "Umm, do we have to? Can't we just make normal love?"
Pascale "Are you gonna dump on my face or am i going to have to try and shart on my own face?"
Me "OK, here comes the dumper truck..."
Me "Umm, do we have to? Can't we just make normal love?"
Pascale "Are you gonna dump on my face or am i going to have to try and shart on my own face?"
Me "OK, here comes the dumper truck..."
Mudface by BB Smizzle May 22, 2008
mugface
mugface by MochiBetterthanBrim April 22, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"