Mozarting 

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

Mozarting by skyjuice December 30, 2008

mozartrad 

When you accidentally shit on your iguana

Yo I Mozartrad at brunch yesterday

mozartrad by Quindarrius October 10, 2018

Mozarting 

When you nut, fine shyt shits on your penis. You then paint a mural of said shyt, on the wall using her shit and your dick.

“What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”

Mozarting by Wanehandle281_ November 28, 2024