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1.
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 04, 2010