Mombutt happens almost immediately after the birth of a ladies firstchild. The hips widen from birth, stretching the cheeks to appear much flatter. There will be a slight upside-down heart shape starting a the center crack. That outlining will sink back down into the thigh with the finish of every step. Mombutt may deviate, but will always start with the presence of Mompants.
a moobette is a very special breed,always female, usually dark haired but not always, The moobette is a loyal creature but beware of its fiery temper, although not a fighter the moobette will rip the throats out of anyone who hurts its own kind..A moobette can not tolerate vanity, bitchiness or anyone with an elevated sense of self worth.
To be a moobette you must be chosen by another moobette and prove yourself to the rest of the clan. Many have tried and failed. Over all a moobette if treated right will be the best friend you ever can imagine. t this day there are approx 10 moobettes.
hey that girl is really nice, she must be a moobette
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'