Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Montserrat

A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.

Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.

Montserrat by LaDJ August 19, 2013

Montverde 

Small town full of old people, small families, kids thinking they live in a ghetto, one traffic light, a world class private school (Montverde Academy), horse trails and over priced convenient stores.
Also is a twisted version of 2 french words- Monte Verde meaning "green mountain'.

You have to go through the back roads to get to Montverde.

Montverde by darkscout March 21, 2009

Monterey 

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

Monterey by chaychel October 14, 2011

Montserrat

Montserrat is a smart, fun, sarcastic person. This person is determined in everything she does. They are a helpful person. They are very self-disciplined and hard on themselves. You can count on them for rides early morning when you leave your car elsewhere, then have to pick it up early morning. Has an aesthetic but doesn't really know. they may not always show emotion but can become emotional when it comes to family and education. This person is good to have around when you need company and a good laugh. They can be awkward at times and will ignore eye contact. Though they will approach anyone and say hello to anyone even those strangers that pass by walking and will also have a full blown conversation with a stranger. They are one of those people that lived in yeehaw land and has never seen a beach until recently. They enjoy eating healthy and their favorite fruit are grapes and many bananas. This person has a very busy schedule and will rely on coffee to get energy.

Yoo, is that Montserrat because they just waved at these random people.

Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!

Montserrat by Dahyanna- asshole November 16, 2021

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017