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To be drunk.
So drunk you make poor decisions.
I went to the brew house last night and I was moed. So moed, I hooked up with Wagner.
Moed by botox January 20, 2005
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being harassed or hard-pressed
Today Jessica moed me because I took her chapstick.

My teacher moed me because I did not bring my book to class.
moed by 882003 March 19, 2019
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Another way to say cool as fuck or hot as fuck
“Damn that bag is so moed”
“That shirt is moed af”
“Damn her ass is moed”
Moed by Caitlyn Gillespie April 28, 2023

Moed Down 

To be run over my a homosexual dressed as a woman, riding a motor scooter.
Dude, I just got moed down by that she-man.
Moed Down by KyleJT August 15, 2007

pre-moed 

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation
"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"
pre-moed by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

getting moed 

having your livelihood taken from you, being had, "taken to the cleaners", also includes and not limited to taking someones spouse while they lay on their deathbed, assuming control over businesses that don't belong to you or have no reason for you to be involved in, terminating every employee in said business to erase the memory of the previous owner, having allusions that what you are partaking in is what the deceased wanted, being completely unfaithful to the newly stolen spouse every chance the situation presents itself, also including and not limited to being in denial about having a drug addiction to prescribed pain pills
Did you hear BAW is getting Moed, terrible just terrible, I give the business 10 years and it will be completely destroyed, and the name whored out and pissed on
getting moed by Johnny Black666 March 6, 2010

pre-moed 

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation. Often happening to teenagers or people who play W.O.W
I cant believe Wayne Pre-moed on his hot date last night, unlucky!
pre-moed by Alan Greene December 15, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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