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mishallamour by Popping your bubble January 8, 2022
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Misailidou Syndrome
It's a form of autism that forms when you are named Misailidis/Misailidou, The symptoms of this syndrome are: Constant need to suck dick, Attraction to black guys and severe retardation
Misailidou Syndrome by Aristidis November 2, 2022
Mikhail Kalashnikov
The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.
Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.
Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
Kiria Misailidou
Kiria Misailidou often referred to as "The Lady" or "The Big Lady" is the biological mother of Pavlos Misailidis and the Wife of Aristidis Misailidis, Kiria Misailidou is a very menacing and ungrateful woman, she stands at a staggering 6'6 tall and weighs 190kg making her a big deal around her hometown Wuttemberg-ostenburken of Germany, the first sighting to the public of The Lady was in November 28 2021, when videos were discovered of her after which her son was confronted for, Pavlos Misailidis, she has proven to have incredible strength and extraordinary super powers such as; Being able to smell black guys from miles away, Digging a secret bukkanke in her basement, Terrifying speed feats, truly a force to be wreckened with
Kiria Misailidou by Aristidis March 10, 2023
Mishasexual
Mishasexual by minion99 August 13, 2012
mishapocalypse
A 2013 tumblr April Fool's Day prank for which thousands of tumblr users changed their icon to the same photo of Misha Collins and endlessly reblogged said photo and manipulated thousands of gifs, soundfiles, posters, photos and screencaps to contain reference to the OVERLORD. All tumblr users not affiliated to the Misha's minions or Supernatural fandom were extremely alarmed but unable to escape.
Misha #1: ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
mishapocalypse by TheWuzzy April 1, 2013
Handshake Mishap
When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
Handshake Mishap by JSnoop September 23, 2011