6 definitions by TheWuzzy

A 2013 tumblr April Fool's Day prank for which thousands of tumblr users changed their icon to the same photo of Misha Collins and endlessly reblogged said photo and manipulated thousands of gifs, soundfiles, posters, photos and screencaps to contain reference to the OVERLORD. All tumblr users not affiliated to the Misha's minions or Supernatural fandom were extremely alarmed but unable to escape.
Misha #1: ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
by TheWuzzy April 01, 2013
Full name Murtagh Morzansson, this legendary but tragically fictional guy is by far the awesomest, hottest, most epical not to mention TOTALLY BADASS character in the Inheritance Cycle, END OF. Played by the equally awesome, hot and epical Garrett Hellund in the film. He carries a hand and a half sword, and wears black leather, is a crack shot with a bow and arrow, and is slightly twisted and evil, ie. FREAKING HOT. What's not to love?!
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.
Me: I'm in love with a fictional character...
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*
by TheWuzzy July 03, 2011
The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011
An expression of anger/rage/evilness/possible indigestion. The catchphrase of a one Lord Voldemort.
What he says when he is

1) pissed off
2) killing someone
3) failing to kill Harry Potter
4) casting a spell
5) falling off a tower at Hogwarts
6) being generally evil
7) has constipation/indigestion
8) pretty much whenever he opens his mouth.
1) Neville: *lops off Nagini's head with sword of Gryffindor like a freaking BOSS*
Voldemort: *very pissed off* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

2) Random Death Eater: My Lord, Hogsmeade Library has owled to say that you are overdue in returning "The Handbook for Evil Overlords: Making it without a Nose" by Steve the Fourth-
Voldemort: Nyeaaaaaaaah! *kills Death Eater*

3) Voldemort: *tries to kill Harry* *fails AGAIN* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

4) Voldemort: *casts spell* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

5) Harry: Let's end this how we started it, Tom. Together!
Voldemort: *falls off tower* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

6) Voldemort: *drives around town sticking babies on pikes* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

7) Random Death Eater #2: My Lord, I did warn that it may not have been wise to eat an entire pumpkin pie, three jars of Cockroach Clusters and drink six bottles of Firewhiskey before attempting to fly around as a cloud of smoke.
Voldemort: *very uncomfortable* Nyeaaaaaaaah!

8) Snape: ....and that is why we believe that using a giant trampoline to bounce Death Eaters over Hogwart's defences would be far more effective than last week's effort, a giant slide. What do you think, my Lord?
Voldemort: Nyeaaaaaaaah!
by TheWuzzy July 23, 2011
Peepie for short, full name Sir Francis Drake. An extremely irritating but yet still loveable khaki campbell drake who is married to Waddles and Dotty. Says 'Rasp' a lot, and loves to have baths, and peck people.
Bob: Aww what a cute duck!
Peepie: RASPrasprasp *pecks ankle*
Bob: OWGODAMMITPEEPLINGTON
by TheWuzzy July 03, 2011
1) A small, prickly animal resembling an echidna. These creatures can talk in nasal squeaky voices, and absolutely adore cheeseburgers and fanta. Native to WuzzyWorld, where squillions of them live, however many wander around on Earth where they are not noticed by most people as they are able to camoflage themselves to look just like their surroundings. They are exceedingly dim and retarded, however very hard to kill which is good as they are constantly being run over, falling off cliffs etc. Say 'Neeee hah!' a lot. Many have specific names such as Lord High Wuzzy, the Wuzzy of Great Authority (who is exceedingly intelligent by wuzzy standards), Burger Seller Wuzzy, Baked Bean Wuzzy, Lemon Meringue Pie Wuzzy, Wuzzy Ho, General Wuzzy, etc.
2) A mini-wuzzy, ie. an extra small wuzzy. Mini wuzzys are much more violent than the placid normal wuzzys, and are constantly annoying everyone by trying to take over the world. They never suceed as they are too small and pathetic.
3) A cute animal, or just an animal.
1) Bob: Oh look, a wuzzy!
Dave: Damn, it's eating my burger!
Wuzzy: BURGERS nee hah! *slurps up burger*

2) Bob: Oh look, a tiny wuzzy!
Dave: Quick, somebody stamp on it
Mini wuzzy: BEND TO MY WILL PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL- *squish*

3) Bob: Aw look a sheep
Dave: Yeah, it's so wuzzy!
Sheep: le BAA
Bob: I think it's french
Sheep: le Baa et BleatBaa
Dave: Yeah definately french.
by TheWuzzy July 03, 2011

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