Milkyway Bar

When a lover defecates and their partner masturbates and ejactulates inside the shit, then they eat it. the shit is the chocolate and the jizz is the nougat stuff in milkyway bar.

"Wanna taste my milkyway bar"

"Guy 1: Jesus dude you gave her a milkyway you sick fuck. Did she puke?

Guy2: Yea, then I ate her puke while she fingered my ass
Guy 1: What the actual fuck dude, sort your life out."

Milkyway Bar by Iknowthings,soido December 25, 2009

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milfyway bar

someone who has fucked a milf

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.

milfyway bar by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009

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Milky Way Chocolate Bar

A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).

Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it with chocolate.

Milky Way Chocolate Bar by Girl Sexy January 9, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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