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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel
miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13
by Hello You April 23, 2008
332 153
A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
Miley Cyrus is a big hoe
by xTwinkle Toes42x August 14, 2008
243 97
Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"

Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
by Untouched December 29, 2008
316 173
God's gift to the Devil.
The Devil's gift to God.
God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
by DisneyHATERZ(: April 08, 2009
206 84
1. That bitch with the bad voice
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
1. -ARGHHH what the fuck is that noise?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
by Kornholio123456789 January 19, 2009
319 199
Daughter of B-list celeb 'Billy Ray Cyrus', who first emerged in the media when her show 'Hannah Montana' debuted.

She has since become more famous than her father for having half the talent. A celebrity who can sing so-so, and is advertised beyond belief due to the obsessive promotional nature of Disney Channel.

In many eyes a skanky slut who, while under the knowledge of poperazzi just waiting to exploit her further, purposely takes pictures of herself deemed 'risque and racy', that in the beginning were acceptable but now have taken this glamour star to new slutty heights. Thanks for keeping the 13-year old boners alive, can't wait to see the next irresponsible scandelous photo you decide to publish on the internet - but don't do it too often, people might just GET TIRED OF IT.

Not to mention the clearly evident fact that she is currently too high on this fame she thinks is just a 'ride' to ever act civilized, let alone be responsible for herself. Please, your like a little 10 year old wanting to be famous - only now you are and you've never come down from this cloud your on.

Oh yeah - you're boyfriends fugly!!!!!
A: You seen the new 'risque' pics of Miley Cyrus yet?
B: Just in time, my boner was starting to wear off!!
by DijonDijon May 18, 2008
301 194
A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.

try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.

Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!

Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!

Guy 2: I promise!
by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 05, 2009
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