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A stupid hoe, also can refer too the Disney channel failure, one of the 99% to go one from the beloved kid's channel and do stupid shit. A Miley Cyrus can take many forms, including little bitches, hoes, failures, weird ass bitches doing stupid shit, and anything else stupid. LIKE DAMN
"Hey man, did you see that Miley Cyrus, up on stage molesting a foam finger?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"
by Dyfi December 17, 2013
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1) A wanna be rock star.
2) a pot head that hipnotized nick jonas.
3) a scam artist that makes bunch of money off poor, innocent young children.
4) pretends to be pure. (deep down she know she dirty)
Girl- "mommy i want to go see a hannah montana concert."
mom-"sure honey"
...... (mom logs on computer to get tickets.)
One ticket allllllll the way to the back. where you cant even see the stage. price cost $ 3,000
Show time.
Hannah Montanna barley performes, miley cyrus hogs up the whole space. singing songs inapproate for minors.

by nichole choden January 28, 2009
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Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"

Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
by Untouched December 29, 2008
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1. The worlds deadliest weapon, has been known to destroy worlds with just one verse from her music
2. The Daughter of country star Satin, um i mean Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Disney Drone, known for brain washing millions of children between the ages of 3-14 with her music
4. Also known as Hannah montana, Teenage "Pop" star and failure to the Human race.
Man 1 -" Hey have you seen the new Miley Cyrus concert!!! "
Man 2 - Why would I Miley cyrus sucks!"
Man 1 - "Yea but shes hot! "
Man 2 - " Are you Gay or something?"
Man 1 - "yes..."
by Fanofrealmusic April 03, 2009
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noun.
Also known as Miley Whorus, Smiley Walrus, Miley Hoes-R-Us, and (sigh) Hannah Montana.

Most known (by teenage boys, and 50 year old couch potatoes living in their mothers' basements) for her oh-so-glamourous self-portrayal in only her underwear.
For someone who makes so much money, it sure seems like she can't afford pants. & some tops, for that matter.

So from all of us here in the real world, we'd like to congratulate Miley on her instant success as masturbation material, and encourage her to succeed as a human being.

props. :
Wtf is that chick wearing? Is that even legal? God, she's such a Miley Cyrus.

Booty shorts? Your girlfriend came to your grad in booty shorts? Honey, she's a Miley.



by fuckinngggskanks:] December 22, 2008
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A once popular Disney role-model for young kids and teenagers. Now, as a young adult, her routine goes somewhat like this; (in no particular order)

1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid

Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.
What did you do over the weekend bae?

Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.

Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?
by Dolores Neveer June 06, 2014
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Miley Cyrus is a tool. I will now go on to make fun of some of her song names because I can do so.

Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?

Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.

One of Miley Cyrus' stupid songs:
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.

Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
by LAAAAA. October 20, 2008
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