Man #2: I won't even look at that shitty show until Miley Cyrus "grows up".
Personality: Does the girl even have one? Unless a personality can be defined in these words; whore, slut, skank, bitch and many others. She also attempts to be funny, such as on 'The Miley and Mandy Show' but she just isn't, the funny part is watching her try. She needs to just give up the act and go become the prostitute she is meant to be.
Profession: I don't think an singer/song writer/actress can be true for Miley Cyrus. She cannot sing; she screams. Not only that, but she is completely out of breath after all of 30 seconds, which is probably why she lip-syncs the rest. And either disney gives her those pathetic excuses for songs, or she just really enjoys to talk about herself a lot and put it into song form. I vote the second one there. And what she does can't be considered acting. Many say that she gets her acting from her father, which must be true, because he sucks as well.
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
2. A teen singer/actress. Stars on Disney Channel's Hannah Montana
3. Known for slutty myspace/facebook pictures leaking onto gossip blog websites.
4. Daugter of hasbeen Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus
Jonas Brothers fan #2: I know, I totally HATE her. She lip syncs all the time. And besides, Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Umm, no Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #2: BITCH!
*cat fight ensues*
Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)