by Lisaaaaaa May 4, 2008
A once popular Disney role-model for young kids and teenagers. Now, as a young adult, her routine goes somewhat like this; (in no particular order)
1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid
Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.
1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid
Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.
What did you do over the weekend bae?
Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.
Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?
Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.
Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?
by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014
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Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
1)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
2)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
2)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
Daughter of washed up Country star Billy Ray Cyrus.
An overrated teen pop star (who apparently thinks she is a rockstar) that enjoys:
Taking Racey Photos
Brainwashing Young Children
Sucking the money out of every parent on the planet Earth
Many people assume she is going to be next in line for the ruined Disney stars, right after Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
These people assume correctly.
She is also known for making dumb videos for YouTube with her best friend, Mandy (age 20).
Not to mention cheating on Jonas Brothers lead singer/guitarist/drummer Nick Jonas.
She claims fame will not get to her head, but it obviously has.
Not to mention, she keeps rescuing dogs that just happen to be wondering around in her neighborhood.
Real Story or Set Up?
Her acting is not nearly as good as most actors, but she still gets more money than she should.
Many fans will end up acting like they never even liked her, similar to all the ex-fans of Britney Spears.
An overrated teen pop star (who apparently thinks she is a rockstar) that enjoys:
Taking Racey Photos
Brainwashing Young Children
Sucking the money out of every parent on the planet Earth
Many people assume she is going to be next in line for the ruined Disney stars, right after Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
These people assume correctly.
She is also known for making dumb videos for YouTube with her best friend, Mandy (age 20).
Not to mention cheating on Jonas Brothers lead singer/guitarist/drummer Nick Jonas.
She claims fame will not get to her head, but it obviously has.
Not to mention, she keeps rescuing dogs that just happen to be wondering around in her neighborhood.
Real Story or Set Up?
Her acting is not nearly as good as most actors, but she still gets more money than she should.
Many fans will end up acting like they never even liked her, similar to all the ex-fans of Britney Spears.
Fan: Miley Cyrus is AMAZING!
*2 years later*
Same Fan: MIley Cyrus is in rehab? Oh My! I knew that was gonna happen all along!
*2 years later*
Same Fan: MIley Cyrus is in rehab? Oh My! I knew that was gonna happen all along!
by Joerra May 26, 2008
A ratchet white bitch who thinks she's hot shit. She's a whore who thinks saying, "only God can judge us" justifies twerking and swinging on balls. She's talentless shit, basically. She's like the female-version of Lil Wayne when she opens her bitch mouth and starts yelping with that raspy ass voice. She has a flat ass and a flat chest. Seriously, like, I know SEVENTH graders with bigger boobs than her. She's delusional, bi-polar, etc. Can someone please take her out?
Ratchet white bitch (aka Miley Cyrus): "Only God can judge us..."
Me: "And bitch, do you know what God would say to you? Probably something like what the rest of us are saying."
Me: "And bitch, do you know what God would say to you? Probably something like what the rest of us are saying."
by BestBelieveI'mBumpin2pac December 19, 2013
A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
Miley Cyrus is a big hoe
by xTwinkle Toes42x August 14, 2008
1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008