Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."