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Midgetsu 

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.
Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!
Midgetsu by Alana Banana December 23, 2007
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Midgetsu 

Midgetsu is an ancient marshal art technic, made by the midget monks in Nepal. It is studied by the midget monks all over the world. Mostly in central asia. To study the ancient technic of midgetsu you must be the midget. MIdgets carry the midgetsu in there blood. The midgets to a every 10 years to journey to mount everest to see and learn from the midget monks. Midgetsu uses the short height as an advantage, in combat.
Midget: I have studied the art of midgetsu, and i am ready to beat you up sensually. Experience my Tranquility .
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa
Midgetsu by Badass Stuff November 15, 2017

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Lit midgets 

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.
"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"
Lit midgets by King midget August 2, 2017

Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
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