microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

Microphice 

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.

Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?

Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

microdick 

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

jukt micronics 

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

jukt micronics by Bluespark August 2, 2007

microtic 

When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.

Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on

microtic by Bad C dev January 22, 2022

microprick 

someone who works at microsoft

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion

microprick by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

micropiss 

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

micropiss by CAMRA man January 12, 2014