micropiss 

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

micropiss by CAMRA man January 12, 2014

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

microasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017

jukt micronics 

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

jukt micronics by Bluespark August 2, 2007

micropups 

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."

micropups by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

microvision 

the act of seeing things at a distance but seeing them in super detail as if they were up close. the most common way of achieving thing is doing shrooms and seeing everything in bold and in super high detail making it look interesting

whoaaa dude look at those trees over there they look so detailed.. man chris, im seeing microvision!!

microvision by i luv to splooge April 22, 2008