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mekayat by Heather144 April 24, 2021
Markayla
The name Markayla is usually given to a girl who is loud, athletic, and extremely attractive. She is a girl who is fierce, has got a bright personality, and is extremely sensitive. She is also extremely fine lookin, all the guys want her, and she's totally rad. She's pretty, doesn't take no for an answer and is also excessively stubborn. Markayla has beautiful galaxy-like eyes, sweet smelling hair that will just melt your heart, and her laugh will brighten your lowest days. And did I ever mention that making her smile is the greatest achievement? Cause it is. Markayla's usually can be seen as freaky, yet also lovable and soft. They are ticklish to the touch physically, and yet hard to the core mentally. They can get frightened pretty easily by even the simplest things, but will adores animals. She's extremely cool and yet prideful. Never liking to admit things is her worst problem. If you ever come across a Markayla, be thankful. Markayla's also give the greatest kisses, which are rare but when it comes to it, they're a natural at it. They're usually really athletic and are in all honors classes because they're so smart. Markayla's can be somewhat scary and harsh when you first meet them, but after awhile, you'd feel so close you'd practically die for her. <3
Merkades Tendon
Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019
Mekayla
Mekayla
A girl who is sexy, classy, but also goofy at the same time. Usually found with her head in the clouds, can be a loner, but people want to be her friend. Sometimes emotional, but they have good reasons. Pretty, fun to be with, sassy and is very lovable. Can be a bitch, but you shouldn't test her. She may like a lot of guys (or vice versa), but when she meets that one guy, she's sold. People mistake her for a flirt and sexual, but she's just herself. A Mekayla is definitely someone you can't live without. Many girls may not like her, but they don't matter
A girl who is sexy, classy, but also goofy at the same time. Usually found with her head in the clouds, can be a loner, but people want to be her friend. Sometimes emotional, but they have good reasons. Pretty, fun to be with, sassy and is very lovable. Can be a bitch, but you shouldn't test her. She may like a lot of guys (or vice versa), but when she meets that one guy, she's sold. People mistake her for a flirt and sexual, but she's just herself. A Mekayla is definitely someone you can't live without. Many girls may not like her, but they don't matter
Markayla
She is beautiful and gorgeous in every way. Smart, but doesn't show or use it. very talented but yet bitchy. I wouldn't cross her. She knows how to be evil. Usually she has almost every guy wanting her secretly. She is a must, and keeper.
She must be a Markayla!
Markayla by JUSTKEEPINITREAL3 August 7, 2011
merkage
bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"