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Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Meat Beaster by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.
Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.
Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"
Meat beaters by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Meat Beater 

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.
Meat Beater by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

Nigerian meat beater 

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

Meat beater 

a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
Meat beater by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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