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Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people
Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.
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Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories
Man, this guy is such a Matson!
Matson by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009
Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things
Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Caden Matson 

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.
Caden matson is a stud at football
Caden Matson by Madmarvin March 29, 2022

kayleigh matson 

a absolute hoe who thinks that they are perfect and are spoiled af and thinks she has friends but she does not and she is lonley.

Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.
Jason Matson by jason god October 7, 2020

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”
Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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