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Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.
Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.
Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

Masturburn

when you masturbate too much in a short period of time and your penis starts to hurt
"Dude I can't go on, i have major masturburn"
Masturburn by mysteryman125 March 4, 2008

masturbizzle 

Masturbizzle can be defined as self-stimulizzles ta cause sexual sensations cuz I'm fresh out the pen. The use of tha word masturbizzles usually suggests tizzy tha person is chillin' his or her genitals ta tha point of intense pleasure or orgasm. I'm a bad boy wit a lotta hos. (Orgasm brotha ta a period of intense excitement in which genital muscles enta in ta a series of highly-pleasurable contractions or movements). So bow down to the bow wow!

While masturbizzle can involve brotha person, most of us thizzink of it as a very private act. Ho-slappin' ta some health care brotha masturbizzle allows a healthy way ta express & explore yo sexuality n ta releaze sexual tension witout all tha associated risks of sexual intercourse. Chill as I take you on a trip. Health professizzles generally agree tizzle this private touch'n is a natural, normal mode of self-explorizzles n sexual expression . I started yo shit and I'll end yo' shit! Unfortunatizzle, brotha, tha excitement of tha moment has passed, many thugz find themselves filled wit guilty n or shame.

In tha 1970's n 1980's, a woman named B-E-Double-Tizzy Dodson, Ph.Dizzle, achieved mizzay fizzle fizzle her approach ta masturbizzles. She actually held classes fo` bitchez ta teach them how ta masturbate. She thought that in orda fo` bitchez ta overcome certain degrees of repression tizzy she believed were instilled by tha church, bitchez needed ta learn how ta "celebrizzles they bodies where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.
I'm gonna go masturbizzle while I watch these two dogs fuck!
masturbizzle by Clit Eatswood August 7, 2006

masturbutting 

Masturbation involving one's anus.
IT'S MELAK AND HE'S MASTURBUTTING!
masturbutting by cockblocker25 October 19, 2010

Masturbulence

The act of being in a constant masturbation state
Man this week i was in a massive masturbulence until my girlfriend came back from her trip.
Masturbulence by Diddlyfiddler September 13, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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